“Appaloosa” A parody of Weird Al Yankovic’s Albuquerque.

2021.11.30 11:37 AsherAngelboy “Appaloosa” A parody of Weird Al Yankovic’s Albuquerque.

Way back when I was a little bitty dragon. Living under the stars near misses cakes bake shop. You know the place . Well anywho life was going swell and everything was JUST CHEASY!  Except the undeniable act on every single morning thatSpike  the dragon gives me a big bowl of sour worms  for breakfast. AWWWw,  BIG Bowl OF Sour GUMMY Worms ! EVERY Single MORNING! It was crazy ! I said to my mom. “Hey mom what’s up with all the sour worms?!” And my dear sweet mother looked my dead in the eyes and said “ ITS GOOD FOR YOU!” Then she hog tied me to the wall and force fed me sour gummy worms til I was 26 and a half years old. That’s when I swore I would get out my house and move to a wonderful and magicial place. Where the sun is always shining .  And ponies drink warm cider and the wonderful colts . Where the horse shoe shiners and the leather workshops and dress boutiques where the other kinds of clothes  are all so fluffy! And everyone will give you a hoof massage for 5 bits. WAKA WAKA Lets go @extradan! And let me tell you Everypony , the very next day I entered this contest to guess how many molecules were in Animated James’ butt.   I was off by 3, but I still won the grand prize. That’s right a first class one wat ticket to Aaapleloosa!
Aaapleloosa! Oh yeah. To yet you know people I had never been on a real train before and I tell yah and it was pretty great. Except I had to sit between two bovine people who had excruciatingly bad Body odors. And the little foal in the back of me kept spiting up the whole time . The Train attendants were out of Dr. Plopper and salted legumes, And the on board music crew was playing “Smile HD by Mr. David” and oh yeah the  train derailed , all the Boilers  the train burned out and exploded in a massive fireball and everypony died! Except for me . You know why?
Because I had my food troth put up. And my seat in the bracing positions. (3 )
(Laughs historically )
So I crawled out of the twisted smoldering wreckage, I crawled on my hooves and haunches fir three full moons. Dragging along my Plether suitcase and my clothes bag , my olde bugles , and (bunch of junk) and my  lucky lucky luminescent gemstones.
But finally I arrived at the world famous Appleoosa heart and hooves day inn , Where the cushions are oh so Slimy. And you could eat your prestigious gems out of the rubbish trays if you wanna.
Well I checked into my room and turned down the AC and turn on the rock TV , and I was just about to eat the chocolate mint on my pillow on the pillow that I cherish very very much when I got a knock on the door Now who could that pony of creature be?!. Said   “Who is it?” There’s no answer. I said “Who dares disturb my lair?” There’s no answer. (Dragon Shouts “Who is it!) They are didn’t say any thing.
So I go I go to the door and  it was just as I expected. It was Discord like creature with only one horn. Aww man I hate it when I am correct.
So he bursts into my room and grabs my lucky prestigious gems . And I am like “Hey you can’t eat those!” “ those gems are just like a king’s feast to me.”  And he is like “tough.” And I’m like “ Bestow it!” Abs he’s like “Challenging me to a duel.” And I am like Okay... So I grabes his strange appendages, and he grabbed my throat, and u but off his ears, and he but off my frills , I took out his swim bladder , abs he gave me ( a naughty thing with my bum) you better Belive it. (Gasps)
And some time in the middle of it all , the gramophone fell on te floor and I heard a familiar abs 20 seconds later I heard a familiar voice . It said. I’ll tell you what it said ! It was. “If you’re happy and you know it Clop your hooves, if you need a friend to help you can message Princess Celestia!” (3x)
In Appleloosa! (3x)
End of part 1 of ?
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2021.11.30 11:37 TimS1043 [Online][3.5][free] Starting in a couple hours! High fantasy desert campaign homebrew

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2021.11.30 11:37 nigredo_lab Baby moth. Silver and toutmaline

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2021.11.30 11:37 LukeThePunk666 Meme is watermarked. Don't even THINK about stealing it >:I

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2021.11.30 11:37 TurboDadCar Sienna Vs. Pilot Vs. ???

New car shopping time!
What we need:
- More space! Our 2017 Forester is great but feeling cramped with a 2yo and infant, plus a dog, plus my wife and I are 5'11 and 6'3. We are planning to have a third in a couple of years, and maybe more after that
- Safety, reliability, and long-term value (duh)
- We live in Canada and as you know that means heavy snow roughly 11.5 months every year (or at least that's what it feels like). We also have a cottage at the end of a moderately steep and twisty gravel road, so while we don't need a true off-road vehicle, I would consider AWD and reasonable torque to be necessary.
Constraints/preferences
- No firm price limit, but we would prefer to spend less than more
- Would prefer to get something new or 1-4 years old
- Don't care about fancy trim or bells and whistles outside of basics
- Don't need the car for 8-10 months, happy to wait on an order
Current options under consideration
Toyota Sienna AWD LE or XLE
Pros: DadMode vibes, lots of space and easy sliding doors entry
Cons/hesitations: Can it safely handle snowy gravel roads? I would think so, but tell me if I'm wrong
Honda Pilot Sport
Pros: Better torque/performance, best third row among SUVs we've looked at
Cons: Less space, harder for kids to clamber into back or be loaded into carseats
Other possibilities
Ascent (too small IMO)
Odyssey (no AWD)
Palisade, Pathfinder, Telluride (reliability/safety concerns)
4runner, Sequoia, XC90 ($$$ but would consider if it's worth it)
Questions for WCSIB
- I am leaning hard to the Sienna, extra space and ease of sliding doors are huge according to my friends/research. But is the AWD Sienna decent in the snow and on light terrain?
- Given the weird and crazy market right now, does it make sense to buy new vs lightly used? Normally I would rather get something a few years old and save $$$ but my understanding is the used market is bananas right now
- Which trim would be ideal for my needs?

Thanks in advance for your help! Please feel free to ask any questions that would help clarify.
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2021.11.30 11:37 chesapeake_ripperz My nose ring keeps falling out and I'm not sure why what I should get instead

I bought this gold titanium nose ring in the size 18g, 8mm - 5/16". The jewelry quality is great, but it keeps falling out when I sleep and I don't know why.
My nostrils are a bit narrow so there's a gap between the hoop itself and the side of my nose, so it doesn't lay flat/snug. But there's about a 7.5mm distance between my piercing and my nostril, which is why I got the 8mm one. Another issue is that the nose ring, as you can see in the link, is the kind that doesn't close but has a permanent gap. Given this information, should I just order a 7mm one?
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2021.11.30 11:37 Rudolph_07 why are my posts getting removed?

why was my post of a picture of a frog removed by the mods? earlier in the day too, a post was removed but it was about the maths problem so maybe it was removed for being controversial, but why the frog?? and both of them were removed within a minute of posting
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2021.11.30 11:37 homrqt Memecoins are the crypto distillation of the hype and immense amount of money potential of the crypto industry. In essence they represent the industry as it currently stands just as much as projects with a product and purpose.

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2021.11.30 11:37 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - Omicron was in Netherlands days earlier than first thought | The Hindu

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2021.11.30 11:37 TheBrokenCarpenter HSCT what’s your thoughts? Think I’m going for it.

So I’ve been offered HSCT as part of a trial taking place in the UK soonish. First I was terrified of the treatment but I did a lot of reading and yeah it’s probably going to suck but I can’t turn down the chance of the benefits it could give me. I have, over the last 3 years gone from working 60 hours a week minimum building houses to now barely able to make it around the supermarket even with the trolley holding me up.
Just wondering if anyone could shed light on the process and what happens after, how you felt etc. Just want to have my eyes wide open going in, thanks all.
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